A few of my gringo friends ask me the meaning of Cinco de Mayo every year so I thought I would give the full unabridged and comprehensive answer here.
It all started on a cool April morning in 1843 in Mexico. It was the middle of the Mexican war of independence against their Mayan overlords. General Chimichanga was leading an offensive for the Mexican army and was marching north to meet the Mayans at Fajita Hill. He knew he would be out-numbered so he sent his mariachi band to contact the Burrito Boys in Tijuana to request their assistance in battle. He was not sure if they would agree or even arrive in time for the battle (they were located 23.5 miles away). When General Chimichanga arrived at Fajita Hill on May 5 he was amazed to find the Burrito Boys and their leader Commander Nacho Cheese got there first and decimated the Mayans on there own with less than 20 men. The Mayans fled north to Alamo, Texas effectively ending the Mexican war for independence.
It all started on a cool April morning in 1843 in Mexico. It was the middle of the Mexican war of independence against their Mayan overlords. General Chimichanga was leading an offensive for the Mexican army and was marching north to meet the Mayans at Fajita Hill. He knew he would be out-numbered so he sent his mariachi band to contact the Burrito Boys in Tijuana to request their assistance in battle. He was not sure if they would agree or even arrive in time for the battle (they were located 23.5 miles away). When General Chimichanga arrived at Fajita Hill on May 5 he was amazed to find the Burrito Boys and their leader Commander Nacho Cheese got there first and decimated the Mayans on there own with less than 20 men. The Mayans fled north to Alamo, Texas effectively ending the Mexican war for independence.
General Chimichanga gets most of the credit for winning the Mexican war for Independence on Cinco de Mayo, but Commander Nacho Cheese was the real hero. He and the Burrito Boys saved Mexico from the Mayans.
by General Chimichanga May 6, 2022
Get the Cinco de Mayomug. by Mermaid Pussy September 29, 2021
Get the Mayo bussymug. A medical establishment where they try to cure you with Hellman's Real or --- if carbs/calories are of concern --- Light. Good luck on THAT one! :P
The Mayo Clinic is in cahoots with other dietary doctors and nutrition-centers in their local area --- once they get your cholesterol to sky-high levels with their "creamy calories" diet, they then ship you off to one of their confederate "good ol' boy network" centers to make even MORE money undoing the colossal damage that your "original" treatment caused!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
Get the Mayo Clinicmug. The reaction one (usually a female) has when seeing a picture of Kris Letang, of the Pittsburgh Penguins. See also: spontaneous orgasm.
Catherine: So, I found this picture of Tangers today on PittsburghPenguins.com.
Amanda: Instant Mayo Panties.
Amanda: Instant Mayo Panties.
by The Pens Broads June 5, 2009
Get the Instant Mayo Pantiesmug. 1.A day in celebration of the pungent smell in a dorm room of left over nachos, sour cream, corona, and cuervo gold all with the lingering stench of puke, mexican style.
by Big E April 1, 2004
Get the stinko de mayomug. by whyamiusingurban November 7, 2019
Get the marty mayo lickmug. An incredible actor and dancer. His phenomenal performance in the bowling alley scene won five Oscars and seventeen Grammy awards (somehow). He also smells like mayo.
Oh my gosh, it's Noah Scented Mayo!
I loved his quote "It matters not what you've done, but what you do with what you've done for others."
So inspiring!
I loved his quote "It matters not what you've done, but what you do with what you've done for others."
So inspiring!
by that one girl angie June 6, 2021
Get the Noah Scented Mayomug.