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Muffet

verb to lose one’s shit over a spider. Usually accompanied by a high-pitched squeal or scream.
This tarantula sized spider descended on a web from my sun visor while I was driving, and I totally muffeted.
by Nonsensicalmetoo March 18, 2022
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muffled muffin moelester

Someone who’s mic is so ass that it sounds muffled then they go on a rampage an fuck every muffin they see raw
Your the muffled muffin moelester your mic is so ass
by anonymous March 19, 2022
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Muffer

Like a buffing, but with a muff.
I gave Bruce Willis' glorious, bald head head a muffer.
by Philatio January 12, 2023
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muffer

When a person rubs their vagina on a bald head, essentially ‘buffing’ the head with their muffer.
I would love to give Bruce Willis a muffer’
by labiarabia January 12, 2023
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Muffet

Muffet, while a word with many contexsts, in this defenition will be disscussed as the character from the popular 2015 indie video game RPG, undertale.

Muffet is the main boss of Hotland, and uses a purple soul mode that makes the player be limited in movement with strings.
Her most threatening attack is her pet, who's name is curenttly unknown, that bites at the player as they scurry up.
Muffet is one of the few characters in undertale who moves the bulllet box, and she also has a text quirk, where most of it ends with a "~"

Muffet holds much love for her fellow spiders yet seems more cruel to the likes of monsters and humans.
In the true pacifist ending Muffet is able to afford a spider bakery that she runs with her fellow spiders.

Shes also the hotest character in the game because I said so
Person A: " What was your favourite undertale boss?"
Person B: "Oh, Mettaton!"
Person A: "Sweet! Mine was Muffet"
by DontAsk_ThisWasAJoke April 27, 2023
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tuffy muffler

means to shove your penis in an asshole and they fart on it.
1. shut the fuck up or ill give you a tuffy muffler.
2. i would totally tuffy muffler
by longboards September 19, 2009
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guff muffler

A device worn beneath outer garmets to arrest the foul stench coming from ones butt when farting and to reduce the sound from reverberating round
Farts smell and sound much worse when in the shower than sat in the car with a guff muffler (clothes) on
by The Guffers August 14, 2011
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