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mouth shit

to puke or vomit many times in a projectile manner
damn that girl just mouth shat everywhere!
subway smells delicious but when you leave it smells like you mouth shit all over yourself.

mouth honey

Noun: The substance produced during extended fellatio, consisting of the perfect combination of saliva and dick schmegma (pre-load juice). Can last for an extended period of time, sometimes days if unnoticed in hair or stuck to the side of furniture. Provides good lubricant for intercourse but is known to roll up sometimes like a play dough snake. First known to the ancient aborigines as "cheek sap," this concoction of facebanging has thousands of practical applications in every day life.
I used her supple mouth honey to shellack the knick-knacks.

Her mouth honey rolled out of my pant leg the next day in church. We all looked at it but no one said anything about it. I love my church... And mouth honey.
mouth honey by Doubleabdb October 31, 2011

mouth breather 

A person of inferior intellect that lacks the faculties to recognize he is breathing heavily through his drooping open mouth; one who watches Fox News and Nascar with religious zeal.
Donnie shops at Evil-Mart like all the other mouth breathers.
mouth breather by Joe Flood September 13, 2007

mouth me 

Something a guy says when he wants a girl with her mouth to suck on his cock.
Girl: Ohhh yeah... where do you want it??
Guy: Mouth me.
mouth me by Drew in the Ham May 26, 2006

mouth rape 

When someone kisses you without consent or invitation.
Ewww gross...did you see that? Too tight pants, Sr. just mouth raped me!
mouth rape by ellis292 November 4, 2007

Mouth Hug 

A delicious treat that burns 6000-9000 calories in one evening
Her mouth hugs really perked up my morning
Mouth Hug by Henry Hough April 26, 2010