Morning oak

Morning wood of abnormal size and rigidity, impossible to "tuck" away and often quite painful

Today I woke up with morning oak that I could have used to fuck a sea lion with. I thought my dick was going to explode.

by Skid Mark VZ June 30, 2007

morning stomach

when you wake up in the morning and you stomach is perfectly flat thanks to gravity and/or you sleeping on it

Friend A: "I hate my stomach!"
Friend B: "Wait it out 'till the morning, you'll feel much better when you look in the mirror"
Friend A: "Yerr, i know, but i wish i had morning stomach all the time."
Friend B: "So does everyone, dude, so does everyone."

by tregan February 24, 2010

morning after thrill

the act of waking up and having sex with the girl you brought home and had casual sex with last night.

Brian: Yeah I woke and was still pretty hungover but, we both wanted to bang so i gave her a Morning After Thrill

James: Awesome!

by in case you didnt know33 May 1, 2010

Morning egg

Foul smelling early morning shit.

Guy 1: Ahhh what is that smell?
Guy 2: I just took a morning egg.
Guy 1: I dont need to smell that in the morning!!!

by Dr Wally November 19, 2010

Good Morning Gamers

The intro of the one and only minecraft series from pewdiepie. Sounds so beautiful it brings a smile to the face

"Good Morning Gamers! It's a beautiful day in Minecraft!"

by verified milk August 17, 2019

morning coil

Another name for excrament. Named so because of the time of day it is performed and the shape it makes in the bowl.

I like to start the day with a coffee, followed closely by my morning coil.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.

(Sitting on the bus, looking down) Shit, I got Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome!

(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!

Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.

by MaxNrg November 30, 2010