wee hours of the morning

The time immediately after midnight.

The hours of the morning that morning wood is at its peak.

During the wee hours of the morning, throwing up, and covered in dirt, Impala recognized she no longer wanted to be in Zeta Phi Gamma.

Mom, I can't wait for the wee hours of the morning!!

wee hours of the morning by The Master of Musical Mayhem September 14, 2013

Morning oak 

Morning wood of abnormal size and rigidity, impossible to "tuck" away and often quite painful

Today I woke up with morning oak that I could have used to fuck a sea lion with. I thought my dick was going to explode.

Morning oak by Skid Mark VZ June 30, 2007

morning stomach 

when you wake up in the morning and you stomach is perfectly flat thanks to gravity and/or you sleeping on it

Friend A: "I hate my stomach!"
Friend B: "Wait it out 'till the morning, you'll feel much better when you look in the mirror"
Friend A: "Yerr, i know, but i wish i had morning stomach all the time."
Friend B: "So does everyone, dude, so does everyone."

morning stomach by tregan February 24, 2010

morning after thrill 

the act of waking up and having sex with the girl you brought home and had casual sex with last night.

Brian: Yeah I woke and was still pretty hungover but, we both wanted to bang so i gave her a Morning After Thrill

James: Awesome!

morning after thrill by in case you didnt know33 May 1, 2010

Morning egg

Foul smelling early morning shit.

Guy 1: Ahhh what is that smell?
Guy 2: I just took a morning egg.
Guy 1: I dont need to smell that in the morning!!!

Morning egg by Dr Wally November 19, 2010

Good Morning Gamers 

The intro of the one and only minecraft series from pewdiepie. Sounds so beautiful it brings a smile to the face

"Good Morning Gamers! It's a beautiful day in Minecraft!"

Good Morning Gamers by verified milk August 17, 2019

morning coil 

Another name for excrament. Named so because of the time of day it is performed and the shape it makes in the bowl.

I like to start the day with a coffee, followed closely by my morning coil.

morning coil by The Strut September 29, 2004