Jew Mission 

A prolonged journey including yourself and possibly a few friends. The word Jew Mission comes from anceint Egypt when Moses led the Jews through a 40 year quest in the desert.

Person 1 "Where are we going?"
Person 2 "Joe's house"
Person 1 "Where does Joe live?"
Person 2 "On the other side of town"
Person 1 "That's a Jew Mission"

Jew Mission by Der Moobs July 29, 2006

Onion mission 

None-o'-ya damnnn business.

Kippy: "So how did you guys get here, anyway"
Arbiter: "We were on an onion mission, kid.."
Kippy: "What's an onion mission?"
Arbiter: "None-o'-ya DAMN business. HOME.. RUN."

Onion mission by uberaleX March 2, 2008

New Mission 

The Inner Richmond District of San Francisco. Called 'New Mission' because it is becoming hipper and more popular than the traditionally cool kid part of San Francisco, the Mission District.

"I'll take New Mission pho over a Mission burrito any day of the fucking week! The New Mission totally fucking contolinis."

New Mission by barleyman October 20, 2008

abort mission

during sex, when a man has to pull out of his girls' vagina abruptly, refering to the sperm not being able to "complete their mission"

"dude, i was handlin business, and about to creampie the bitch, but i remembered suzie had went off the pill and had to abort mission."

abort mission by ugodown October 13, 2011

Shawnee Mission West 

Shawnee Mission West the strongest of all Shawnee mission schools has beautiful girls and awesome dudes and a beast mascot. It also is one of the best at sports out of all the other Shawnee mission schools. Their are no gross cliques at west like there are at North West and we aren't fake alcoholics like the East weirdo's, we also aren't low class druggies like the North kids who think that it's really special their school is rundown and old. And claiming to be most similar to Shawnee mission south we will still beat you in all sports and and have better colors. So in the end why wouldn't you envy everyone who goes to West? After all West is best!

Oh, he must go to Shawnee Mission West.

Shawnee Mission West by Vikingsaredashiz July 16, 2011

Strike Mission 

when a group of hooligans get together pick a spot on the map and send it harder than anyone in the past. This may include toys not excluding atv's, jeeps, white water rafting, fireworks, copious amounts of light beer, whiskey, and hallucinagins

"Me and the boys are doing a strike mission to Yosemite this weekend, you in?"

Strike Mission by Trussellthelovemuscle August 17, 2017

Shawnee Mission West 

Shawnee Mission West is by far the coolest of the Shawnee Mission Schools. Their biggest rival of these schools is Shawnee Mission East, but West wins every time. Because they're awesome. The mascot is a Viking (who was an actual person) as opposed to a Lancer (WTF is that anyways?) and overall the SMW kids are just cooler.

Girl: Did you hear about the Shawnee Mission West VS. Shawnee Mission East game?
Boy: Oh yeah, Shawnee Mission West was dom. They always are.

Shawnee Mission West by A_Viking May 18, 2011