millenium

To be of an exceptional nature.

Man, that was the millenium track. You should record another

by kodiak August 23, 2003

Millennial

You are married to your phone and the internet has more pictures of you than your parents.

You are just a simple minded Millennial

by SPR70NOVA November 8, 2016

Millenial

A single person belonging to an entire generation of human morons (i.e., noobs) responsible for developing flashing green lights that indicate a left turn can be made rather than the old tried-and-true green arrow, as if it is an improvement.

Jane: "Did you see that new, super annoying flashing green light in town?"
Ry: "Heck yes, I did! I saw some old guy get rear-ended there last week because he didn't know he could make a left turn."
Jane: "Yeah, I thought the green arrow was pretty straightforward. The change must have been the work of some stupid millenial."
Ry: "Agreed."

by Alpha grouse February 26, 2018

millenial male

The product of years and years of social conditioning on behalf of the gay elite and the Illuminati. A failure by any measure. Addicted to substances and woefully inadequate in mind, the millennial generation has been

brainwashed by political, social, and economic propaganda straight from the womb. A sissyboy who cannot for the life of him be bothered to treat women with basic dignity and respect but instead foregoes any meaningful relationships with them in favor of porn.

A millenial male is the worst thing one could aspire to imitate.

by Don'tbother November 20, 2017

millennial deep

Shallow, fake depth stemming from mediocre skills millennials desperately cling to so they feel relevant and unique. It is often exacerbated by taking an introductory class in a basic undergrad program.

Did you see Halsey paint a self-portrait while singing on SNL? So millennial deep.

Me: do you like the Guernica?
Person: the Brand New song?
Me: no, the painting by Picasso. Not that millennial deep Brand New BS.

by OhNoHeDenton February 10, 2019

Millennial Bullshit

A desire to fake creativity and individuality or trying to acquire it as quickly as possible through money or shortcuts or other superficial means.

Can be used as a catch all term for the general uncommitting, minimum effort and shortcut based mentality that young people tend to have.

This behaviour is most commonly found in millennials but is not exclusive to them.

Ben Saint: "Hello Fresh is quintessential millennial bullshit!"

by Kajoro Bitterthorn October 21, 2018

Millennial Musket-loader

Similar to the Tennessee Muzzleloader, the Millennial Musket-loader involves an liberal vaping art student engaging in doggy-style sex with a female. While having sex, the male pulls his penis out and places a couple drips of his favorite vape juice on the woman's asshole, and proceeds to shove the vape juice into her body with his penis essentially "loading the musket". If a juice with high nicotine content is used, both participants can expect to experience a significant nicotine buzz.

I was banging some girl from the local vape shop last night, and she let me give her the millennial musket-loader.

by Chuck Milonakous February 28, 2017