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MILF

Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.
Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.
by Smallgoodfellas October 22, 2013
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MILF

Mono Islamic liberation front

Next time your sons friends call you that just think of all the Mono Islamic liberation fronts
Son Friend 1: You one fine ass milf let me smack yo big ass, BITCH!

Son friend 2: Yea I would fuck the shit out of you milf

You: Yes I also love the sharing of mono Islamic liberation fronts *Smiles and nods*
by NiggerSlaya69-420-911 May 3, 2018
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MILF

um… sweetie, why? uh anyways a milf is… uh…a hot mom ig-
Bakugo’s mom is a milf
by bakibakiniore__ June 19, 2021
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Milf

"Gabes mom is a fat Milf"
by Arthur Gabe November 15, 2019
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Milf

M: Man
I: I

L: love

F: friends
Zookeeper: bro that lady is such a nice milf

Tiger: you gonna feed me or what?
by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022
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MILF

"you know I love milf"
"yeah, me too, my fav song is lights up"
by Tris_ January 24, 2022
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Milf

Mum in late fortys. Something female parents use often in hashtags on Facebook posts
Good job kids! #momlife#MILF#lovemykids
by Yeah_lasagne's_pretty_good April 12, 2021
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