Mikey Drain

An excuse to the wife/ husband for coming home drunk

Wife:Look at the state of you! You said you’ll be home 4 hours ago
Husband:Mikey Drain

by BunsParent December 7, 2018

Mikey

Mikey is the most HONEST guy you'll ever get to know. He is Loyal and will try his best to get you to smile. He's a funny, sweet innocent guy. He is gonna try his best to be successful and be responsible. He is a guy everyone needs. He's very friendly and popular. GET A MIKEY!

Girl: Mikey is so sweet!
Girl's Friend: Duh! He's the most Loyal and sweetest guy ever!

by Keileeh October 13, 2018

Mikey

Mikeys are great people. They always hear you out though they are usually careless and can get run over by lawnmowers. If a Mikey likes you dont turn him down. He is so sexy

I wish Mikey loved me

by Mikeyismybay October 25, 2018

Mikey

Goof ass nigga.

Yo, I seen Mikey at your girls crib last night. he a goof ass nigga.

by fulanita786 October 28, 2018

Mikey Chunk

An overweight girl with big sloppy boobs and a fat pancake boots that you can make clap. A chunk has at least one stomach roll. The more meat the better.

I have a bruised pelvis from pounding a Mikey Chunk last night. I am on the DL for a couple days.

by SfChunks August 17, 2017

Mikey

A Asian person often with a small dick and often unloved. He has a very sad life and hates everyone

Look at that mikey over they, what a cunt

by Insta= the_memers_is_original January 10, 2019

Mikey On Skype

The lover of the Cohan. Seeks ways to solve problems using his mind. Loves drinking Coke and Beer. Great with Debates. He loves Kayla, Dev god, Lilly, Natasha, Alpha, Abby, Shelby, Reece, Lance, Zoria, Keven and most especially the Cohan!

His hobbies include: playing computer games, learning physics, and programming my sexuality.

Catch Mikey on Skype, how bout that?!@?!

by Meziel January 12, 2019