Mikey

Typically Mikey has a massive penis, some may say hung like a horse. He supports the best team in the world and can bench more than Max Rigby.

Ay mikey big penis lad

by Miketheedon November 22, 2021

Mikey The Dog

Sexy little mut with a tight ass. Always happy to see you and always begging for food. Perhcance. the dog may also crawl

I wanna Fuck Mikey The Dog

by IloveMattsDog March 20, 2025

Mikey

!Mikey is a lil bitch boy who usually has a girlfriend that is about a year or 2 older than him and is just too good for him. Mikeys' tend to come along in sets of twins, some times with a M named twin to match. Mikey also tend to be film bros, and ironically then tend to have the worst taste in movies and tv. They like to have once fictional character that they wrap their whole personality around. Some examples being Spider-man, Batman, Goku, or Hello Kitty. They also tend to have big egos to compensate with their small tic tacs.

"That guy looks like a Mikey because he looks dumb!"
"Mikey watch out for that BUS!!!!!!!"

by edddddie November 7, 2023

Mikey Osceola

This is a real man with a big heart. He loves playing For Honor and chilling while smoking the green, also known as weed. Mikey has a brother named Caleb, who is also a real man. Mikey doesn’t care much about school but he cares more for his family and The Boys. Mikey is determined to either mess with The Boys sometimes or to help the boys. It’s a mixed bag but most of the time, he’s chilling and doing good. He also has a black uncle named T-Bone, who will fuck you up if you mess with him. Mikey follows one code just like all The Boys : Never switch up on the homies

Wow, you really beat that kids ass to help a homie out. You remind me of Mikey Osceola.

by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019

Mikey

A big bench man with a giant dick like Jesus Christ up above is it big it’s literally like 16 inches

Fucking hell mikey if you put that in my pussy I’ll die

by Hendobendoschlendo July 26, 2020

Mikey (ERW)

Mikey is an ERW Superstar, Mikey is the first ever ERW Talent to hold both the UK, and Atlantic championship. Mikey has defeated people such as Kevin Arts, to Quinn Danger, to Tyler Raise, and even Drew Mcintyre! Mikey went undefeated in ERW for a while, intill ERW Survivor Series where he would lose to Demon Danger!

Mikey (ERW) is such an underrated talent!

by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 21, 2021

Mikey

this is a person with Poland Syndrome, or you can say a person with no chest.

That person has a mikey looking chest.

by Lenz Fontana November 5, 2022