twisting my melon

To be really confused by something to the point that it's annoying you.

Geezer 1: "You're the worst of the last of the best of the runners up for the prize"

Geezer 2: "Dude, you're twisting my melon man!"

by Ghetto Charles December 22, 2008

osty melon

Jason Knapp, yung tug tru rappur.

osty gang osty gang osty gang osty gang osty gang osty gang, spent 5 dollars at the Gucci store Osty melon

by Osty gang user September 7, 2018

spice melon

a type of person who performs sexual favors for older women or men

damn that guy is such a spice melon, he just had sex with that grandmother!

by john121313 October 26, 2008

pussy melon

Someone who is scared of sitting on a melon in case it gets stuck in their vagina

sit on it u pussy melon!!!

by Jack macc December 23, 2016

Salty Melon

The sexual act involving busting as many nuts in a watermelon and letting it soak in before eating it.

Person 1: "Wow that salty melon is loaded"
Person 2: "Yeah, can't wait to have some of it later"

by A.V.S.C. April 30, 2023

Corazon de melon

A Mexican nickname used for love and endearment to refer to a significant other or partner. In English meaning “heart of melon” being the sweetest part of a melon. Altogether referring to someone as sweet.

That boy/girl right there is my Corazon de melon.

Mi amor, mi Alma, Corazon de melon...

by Kawama May 18, 2021

Microwave a Melon

To put a melon in a microwave long enough to warm it in and out. Then cut a hole in it and proceed to have sex with it. (only for the MOST desperate of people).

I think i will microwave a melon and have sex with it.

by The guy with the face. April 19, 2006