combo meal

when a man and a women are having sex, a third party simultaneously licks the man and the women's genitalia.

I had a threesome last night and got me a combo meal.

by cmack 2406 October 13, 2012

Happy Meal

When a girl chews and swallows during oral sex.

A city girl: "Would you like a five dollar happy meal?"

by Gumballs October 20, 2009

fourth meal

A huge load swallowed at the end of a late night, after hours blow job. A play on Taco Bell's late night binge eating promotion.

When we got home from the club at 3 a.m. and my bitch dropped down on her knees and violently pulled out my cock,that's when I knew she was ready for some fourth meal!

by Moose Madness December 16, 2007

pre-meal

Required preparation for a dinner where all food items are alcoholic. In order to prevent coma, a small pre-meal must be consumed to absorb the effects of a later meal consisting of dishes like gazpacho with vodka, alcohol-infused watermelon, and rice, beans, and rum.

Lynn: I can't wait for my alcohol potluck tonight! I'm bringing chicken a la gin.

Fallon: Are you having a pre-meal?

Lynn: No.

Fallon: Prepare to die.

by The Alkie March 13, 2010

Meal Bitch

Horrid women who has the responsibility of taking care of everyone's needs at the dinner table.

Krista, your the meal bitch - Go get me a beer!!

by Kitchen Master September 19, 2010

cockpit meal

A sex act performed on a commercial airline pilot by a flight attendant during flight. Typically used in a context in which the flight attendants are not fat old hags.

What's taking her so long in there? Is she delivering a cockpit meal?

by Veuve Cliquot September 26, 2009

Happy Meal

Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.

To dumb it down a little...

When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.

"This chick was giving "bad" head, so I pissed her off with a Happy Meal instead."

by Mike R. and Mike V. March 2, 2020