mortgage eyes

Someone who is boss-eyed. One eye goes one-way and the other eye goes a different way. One eye is fixed, one is variable - hence, mortgage eyes.

Look at that cunt with the mortgage eyes...

by WaveyDavey258 April 1, 2021

Mortal Kombat

A game that has lots of blood and you freaking kill people and has too many ninjas Like Scorpion Sub-Zero Rain Literally Rain and girls with demon mouths like what the frick mileena

Person 1 Do you wanna play Mortal Kombat?
Person 2 Nah too many Ninja and demon mouths
Person 1 GET OVER HERE... to the arcade do you have any quarters?
Person 2 No the first ones aren't gory look at this (Grabs Xbox one S X A+) Mortal Kombat 11
Person1 Well Wanna watch the new movie?
Person 2 (Throws Controller) WHAT!?! WHERE THEY MADE A NEW CHARACTER GOT RID JOHNNY CAGE AND MADE THE MAIN CHARACTER APPEARS FOR TWO MINUTES (aka scorpion) NO!!! THEY RUINED THE FRANCHISED GO JUMP IN A HOLE YOU LITTLE-

by KaiDaKrusher147 May 21, 2021

Morternoon

It's the contraction of morning and afternoon. It's mostly used at work when you start your day, but people on a different timezone are already in their afternoon.

Morternoon! (yes, it's that simple—it's like when you say Morning!)

by fharper August 27, 2021

Mortality rate

Death, a lot of death...

The Mortality rate in the United States is clearly very high, since people love to die.

by death69 September 15, 2021

mort

a person who is unnecessarily afraid of sharks; a shark-o-phobic.

Person 1: I heard Eliza is really afraid of sharks
Person 2: She is such a mort.

by felixjaved February 23, 2022

Mort Maneuver

An action done in response to a difficult situation or differing mathematical problems. The Mort Maneuver is commonly used to get the same denominator on a complex fraction. It should be noted that the Mort Maneuver is an all-encompassing term signifying that one is going to solve any problem or predicament that is presented to them.

Dude, I'm going to have to pull a Mort Maneuver on this complex fraction problem.

by OttoVonBismark23 October 25, 2022

Mortar Monkey

A tower in the Bloons TD franchise which shoots out mortar shells which explodes at the Bloons, dealing splash damage and can set target to a specific location. Has upgrades like Signal Flare, Bloon Buster, Artillery Battery and much more for bloon devastation.

Also called Mortar Tower.

"I am cracked with the Mortar Monkey in BTDB2, all I need is Biker Bones + 2 Shellshock Mortars and I can defend anything with a camo-detecting mortar!"

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023