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Voight-Kampff machine

A very advanced form of lie detector that measures contractions of the iris and the presence of invisible airborne particles emitted from the body. The VK is used primarily by Blade Runners to determine if a suspect is truly human by measuring the degree of his empathic response through carefully worded questions and statements.
These are the questions used during the test to distinguish a human from a replicant (presumably, a human would become flustered at the thought of killing an animal, and a replicant wouldn't):

It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.

See: Turing Test, Replicant.
"The Voight-Kampff test proved conclusively that he was a replicant."
by Renee February 25, 2004
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XD machine

Someone in a conversation who responds only with XD. Gets very annoying sometimes.
Similar to LOL machine and XD Boy. "XD Bot" might also be a good term for this thing.
Dude: I just fell into mud.!
XD machine: XD
Dude: hey, that's not funny!
XD machine: XD
Dude: Fuck you!
XD machine: XD
Dude: oh, that's that XD machine... screw that.
XD machine: XD
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ghost in the machine

When software or hardware is made to complete a specific function, but a small percentage of the tasks completed have an unexpected result which cannot be explained.
I launched the game a million times through that shortcut, but this time it didn't launch for some reason... must be a ghost in the machine.
by daidalus January 1, 2014
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Slut Machine

Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.
by rperazag May 17, 2010
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machine gun mouth

Someone or somebody who has a machine gun mouth babbles idly and rapidly, to some extent, non-stop.

A person with a machine gun mouth is very annoying that you feel like wanting to punch his or her face to make him/her stfu.
YouTube video guy whom speaks very fast: Hello. Today I'll be showing you how to look more dapper........(10 minutes later)............so that you will be fancied by girls around you.

Me: Oh shit! I don't get what he is trying to say, this machine gun mouth guy!!
by Le Mao February 10, 2013
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Succ Machine

Get that dust out of the carpet with the succ machine, will you?
by Founder's Dining Whore October 20, 2019
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washing machine emulator

Washing machine-themed video game idea.
"do you find washing machines hold your attention much longer then any game could? then you need a washing machine emulator!!"

"washing machines? yeah!!!"

"oh, oh! change the temperature! dont put reds in the white wash!"

"MAKE SURE YOU CHOOSE THE RIGHT WASHING POWDER

right, uh, which brand should I use? SAMBARINOOO"
by a big bunghole May 20, 2009
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