Mattress Disco

What happens when you go back to a girl's apartment and she won't hook up with you. Named for the motion of reaching up to take her shirt off and her pushing you away, similar to the popular disco move.

Man I went over to Lizzie's apartment last night and I spent four hours doing the mattress disco. She's such a tease.

by Kawabio November 12, 2009

motel mattress

i person u sleeps around a lot. motel matresses get slept on a lot by a lot of different people. so a person who sleeps around with lots a people.

john: how many people have you been with?
mary: 10
john:u motel mattress

by Alyscia Goldsmith August 1, 2008

Mattresses In The Streets District

An unsafe urban area.

Nate got sat on in the Mattresses in the Streets District, and now he needs a tetanus shot.

by Lip Cheese October 18, 2012

Burst Matress

A very overgrown hairy pussy!

God my push needs a friggin trim it looks like a burst matress!

God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!

by Ems August 5, 2003

Horizontal mattress party

The sensation of having A Sex party horizontally on a mattress with your significant other.

Elizabeth: yo Tim did you hear Max and Lisa upstairs last night?"

Tim : Yeah I sure did I think they were having a horizontal horizontal mattress party "

by Kielbiski October 19, 2016

masteress

When a gay man is in a long-term stable relationship with a partner, yet keeps a bit on the side, the bit on the side is termed the masteress. In principle, it is the same as a straight man having a mistress.

Mike was going out with Tom, but he kept Dimi as a masteress on the side.

by becy April 29, 2006

floor mattress

<verb> to have relations with a girl on a mattress that sits directly on the floor. Not owning a bedframe is a symbol of a ridiculous lack of class or perhaps just sheer laziness. In either instance it is far more degrading to the girl partaking in the floor matressing event then if the mattress were somehow elevated off the ground.

Andy really needs to floor mattress that stripper tonight.

Man, any girl that would floor mattress with someone is a total p-vamp.

by clams luscious June 11, 2008