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Marylanding

1. You wait to the last minute to cut across 3 lanes of traffic before and exit
2. You abandon your car on the side of the highway
On my way home back to DC from a Ravens game, I saw 35 instances of marylanding
by Sass28 May 10, 2025
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Maryland Handshake

A left to right slap, followed by an up down fist bump, finished with a catching motion on one person’s hand.
Good to see you Congressman Hoyer, let’s do a Maryland Handshake!
by Biggest Lebowski May 12, 2025
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Maryland Haymaker

A Maryland Haymaker is the act of shitting into your own hand while nude, and throwing the excretion at your partner in sex, so that it explodes against them.
‘Yo. Susie gave me a Maryland Haymaker last night.’

“That’s sweet.”
by Madame Marcy August 14, 2025
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Maryland Chicken Popsicle

The act in which a man inserts a wooden popsicle stick deep into his urethra, pretending it is a popsicle. Then they must have sexual intercourse in the anus of another individual (coating their penis in feces), after this they must pull out and quickly stick their “Chicken Popsicle” into a deep fryer to complete the process.
Kaymin are you down to make some Maryland Chicken Popsicles after the game?
by Leapstone October 10, 2025
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accident maryland

small town and flat asses. everyone expect a selected bunch usually has a curse word in every sentence. crack heads and rich people all mixed together!
my friend and i hung out in accident maryland and got flipped off by a bunch of teens for no reason!
by jiijoeeee October 22, 2017
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A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.
Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.
by madison craumer May 24, 2018
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the Maryland mud slide

when you hitting it from behind and she drop a shit all over you creating the Maryland mud slide
she was such a whore she gave you the Maryland mud slide
by CoronaWithLime March 17, 2020
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