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weedos millennium 

When a weed dealer is extremely slow; reminiscent of windows millennium.
Person 1: "Where's the weed at? It's been three hours!!"

Person 2: "Give it some time, dawg. I have Weedos Millennium"
weedos millennium by n0raj September 12, 2015

Millennium Millenia 

The grandest of all Mazda Millenia(s); A Mazda Millenia sold as new in the year 2000;
Holy shit, my quim started dripping when I saw his pearl white Millennium Millenia!

Say, is that a Millennium Millenia? Are you some kind of prince?

If that Millennium Millenia was a sandwich, I'd fuck it.

millennials 

We're actually a pretty okay generation to be honest. We are cool headed, easy to talk to, and pretty open minded. Yes, we have our flaws. Sure, we may not be QUITE as outdoorsy as the baby boomers were growing up, but I know for fact that we, along with Gen X, were a hell of a lot LESS ridiculously rebellious than the baby boomers were.

They complain that we're not even as politically engaged as we should be... unless, of course, we unquestioningly agree with all their politics. And yet we get shit for that as well. Too liberal, yet not political enough? Dafuq lol? Not to mention that politics in general is a very trashy, childish field designed for people who couldn't make something productive out of their lives.

That definition by Mr. SnowmanPants is utter bull. We lack common life skills and hardware? Then PLEASE tell me why older generations like Boomers keep bitching about the top engineering and tech companies like Google hiring us in droves and pushing out baby boomers?

And most importantly, why do we constantly need to even be labeled this much in the first place?
Mark Zuckerburg anyone? Millennial, creator and engineer of Facebook, one of the greatest communication networks of today? And contrary to popular beliefs, no we do not just live in our parents house forever. We just stay there until we're financially independent, which is hard to be in this economy (thanks Baby Boomers).

No, millennials are not perfect. But we certainly don't deserve the ten kinds of shit that Baby Boomers LOVE to talk about us without even stopping to take a very good critical look at themselves. It's kind of amazing how jackassed they can be when you think about it :)

millennials 

New managers
Millennials know everything and think they are the boss after being on the job for a few months
millennials by Faceeater33 April 15, 2019

Zillennial 

A microgeneration consisting of persons born 3 years before the end of Millennials and/or 3 years after the start of Generation Z (1992 - 1998).

Similar to Xennials (also known as the Oregon Trail Generation), born 3 years before the end of Generation X and/or 3 years after the start of Millennials (1977 - 1983).
You might be a zillennial if you can remember having VHS tapes as a child.

You might be a zillennial if you came of age (graduated from high school) in the 2010s.
Zillennial by dkayn November 19, 2019

Millennium Force 

The greatest roller coaster on the face of this planet until a 500 foot roller coaster will set foot on this planet.
I nearly pissed my pants when I first rode Millennium Force at age 7.