lofferbobber

Noun. To be a big fat loser with no friends.

Wow, he's being such a lofferbobber right now.

by Lexi March 13, 2005

Loner Toke

the hit you take while your buddy gets bitched at by his girlfriend for getting high

jeez, i just took the longest Loner Toke while ben got bitched at

by iwashigh April 5, 2011

loner awareness day

The day also known as February 14th. On this day single people eat chocolate and ice cream because they don't have a valentine.

Hey Chrissy, you should come over for loner awareness day.

by I think I'm in love again September 15, 2016

welfare loafer

Someone that steals from the government in the form of welfare or food stamps.

"I get a welfare check on the first of the month"

"You stupid welfare loafer!"
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"Check out these new teeth I got with my welfare check!"
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"Sellin' Food Stamps, 50 cents on the dollar""
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"You see that nigger there? That there bought ma food stamps last week"

by Jewstein January 1, 2014

lunch table loner

Someone who eats alone at lunch, usually one of racist or hateful ideologies

that dude is a lunch table loner, he despises black people

by alqudsi117 September 14, 2017

Jack "Money Longer" Dudley

A kid with lots of money and a longer peen

I love Jack "Money Longer" Dudley because of his big money and bigger peen.

by tsmoneylonger July 18, 2022

loner stoner

when one of ur eyes is mad more fucked up lookin than the other one after u've somked some weed

"why is ur one eye so fucked up lookin hahaha"
"its a loner stoner hahaha"
(remember u have to be high to have one... otherwise u've just got a lazy eye)

by katiepotatiefool June 2, 2009