chutney lobster

When messy anal beads are pulled out and have two massive lumps of feces on the end resembling a dripping chutney smothered lobster

Rupert was quite appalled at turning Mary on with anal beads when he pulled out a chutney lobster

by Loopydave October 18, 2018

Lobster-back

An archaic slur for a British person - still used humorously today (British Army used to wear red coats - lobsters are red).

That dirty Lobster-back has bad teeth.

by frick1 February 24, 2010

ROFL Lobster

1.The mysterious creature that appears when a funny, and often times ironic, event is about to occur.

Jimmy was very worried while sniping in Halo, because it left his backside open to attacks. To solve this, he turned around often. He saw the ROFL Lobster, and interested, stopped to get a good look at it. He was shot from behind.

by Colt Jonson October 9, 2008

lobster felix

When doing a girl from the back, wait until you're getting ready to "take care of business." Then reach around her face, making pinchers with your pointer finger and thumb. Accompany that with an "nigh nigh nigh" self-made lobster sound. Then when she turns around like "What the fuck" you "take care of business" all over her.

Juvenile 1: "Last night I was with my girl and I pulled the Lobster Felix on her"
Juvenile 2: "Jeah Booooyyyyyyy!"

by TANG451 December 27, 2004

lobster hand

When you stick your middle and ring finger inside of a woman's vagina and curl it inwards while simultaneously pressing your thumb on her clit and trying to make both fingers touch.
It can also be used as the Lobster Winch, whereas you use the same technique but pull your partner towards you.

'Dude. Last night, I took that chick back to the house and she let me lobster hand her'!
Yeah?
Yeeaaaaah!

by 707ceerip April 14, 2014

Sloppy Lobster

Eating out a girl with melted butter wearing a bib with a smiling lobster on it.

Dude good thing I bought a new bib yesterday because I gave my girl a sloppy lobster last night and it was messy!!

by funtimes358 October 3, 2010

levi lobster

Levi Lobster, Penis

I had a great date lined up & asked her if she would like to go out to eat or stay at home for some seafood? After agreeing to stay at my place she asked, "Where's the seafood?" I proceeded to un-zip my fly & let her feast on my Levi Lobster.

by Dill boy May 22, 2006