No life

Has an abundance of free time used pointlessly

I’ve watched The Office 6 times from beginning to end. Man, I have no life.

by Violet1315 October 24, 2017

Life

It’s like a penis, women make it hard.

Life

by life is pain enjoyer February 17, 2023

a life

If you're in a desperate need to look up the definition for this word, then you probably don't have one.

Do you have a life?

by iknowihavenolife December 25, 2011

on life

to promise; like swearing on someones grave.

Me: i didn't kiss your girlfriend, man!
Tim: i heard you did!
Me: i swear i didn't!
Tim: you did!
Me: on life i didn't!

by cxa March 8, 2010

A Life

Something you should get :)

I need a life

by EvieWasHere June 4, 2017

Life

The most fatal disease of all-time. Life has killed more people than all the other diseases combined. Life still kills tens of thousands of people everyday, and even more plants, animals, and insects. Side effects often include more diseases, suicide wounds, pain, sleep deprivation, stress, eating disorders and mental disorders. Your diagnosis of Life is shown on your birth certificate; see birth certificate. Also see birthday.

Life is a serious fatal disease that is not to be joked about.

by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006

No-Lifing

To do months of work within days, reject social invitations, and only leave the house to buy take-away because you must work hard to do well. Synonymous with IT certifications or playing computer games.

Sorry dude, I cant come out tonight. I've gotta no-life Cisco, as I've only got 5 days left to complete the last 6 exams of my certification.

Yea man, the only way your going to finish that work is by No-Lifing it.

by {Perfect | Cypher} June 28, 2010