Legal

Habitually generic in day to day life; A person who exhibits a routinely rhetorical standard of living. Mundane; basic; lukewarm personality traits.

I haven’t seen Chad lately.

Got married, got a dog... just livin legal.

by Acme Fugazi March 29, 2021

legal

THE OPPOSITE OF ILLEGAL

James went to the store and then did something illegal.
James fucked up.
He should have done something legal.

by penalglands January 24, 2022

Legal

Don't forget. If the legal avenues don't work; my only other choice is violence.

Because unfortunately; that's just how the world works. I punish you and live. OR I punish you and die. My life is in your hand. Even if I have no legal recourse.

by Hym Iam November 11, 2020

legal virginity

The status of someone's not having a criminal record.

There is hardly any policeman --- no matter how big an a**h**e he happens to be --- who wants to be seen as "da big bad guy" who "took someone's legal virginity" over a comparatively minor event, so if you have a clean record "thus far", are always respectful to Johnny :Law, and try to behave yourself as best you can, you stand a much better chance of staying out of legal trouble, even if you accidentally "screw up" once in a while.

by QuacksO November 07, 2018

We will set up the legal practice

Let’s fuck!

Hey, Sophie! we will set up the legal practice!

by ISTHATASHEEP January 26, 2022

legal seafood

a good restaurant in the short hills mall

lets eat fish at legal seafood

by EM&EM 33 February 18, 2018

Legal Pedophile

A person in his/her late 20's or older dating someone aged 16-18 years old.

- "Dave started seeing a 16 year old girl... what a sick fuck"
- "Well, that's over the age of consent, so I guess it's fine..."
- "Still sick, he's a legal pedophile... But still better than an 18-year old girl dating a fucking 100-year old"

by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020