left nut, right nut

A game in which 2 people sit in each side of a person

the left person says "left nut"
the right person says "right nut"
then both people continuously hit the person in the middle until they say "dick in the middle"

*both people sit, Person A hopes "oh no. not left nut, right nut*
Person B: Hey dude........ Left nut
Person C: Right nut
*punching begins*
Person A: ow, Dick in the middle

by applealex November 29, 2009

left drinkless

Defintion: Something that is disappointing or a feeling of annoyance, irritation, sadness, etc.
This is used in situations where something did not go right.

For example: "My date never showed up, so guess who was left drinkless."

"Nothing went right today, I just felt left drinkless."

"I was left drinkless, when my boyfriend pissed me off!"

by ebole November 12, 2005

left-pondian

adj, n. American. To the left of the Atlantic Ocean. The term is typically used to qualify variants of the English language or its speakers. Common in alt.usage.english, where it may have originated.

Contrasted with "right-pondian". The rarer "under-pondian" is also sometimes used.

Those left-pondian words are quite ludicrous indeed!

by Ehud Shapira September 21, 2007

left angle

different

When deciding where to stand to take the picture, Pedro chose the left angle.

by Left Angle August 8, 2016

left syndrome

the opposite of right syndrome

alyssa: lauryn can i borrow a pencil

lauryn: YJJYFUUTKDTYJFYUG FIUIUFIVUHKJ

alyssa: nope nvm you have left syndrome let me go ask tom

by upsidedownsyndrome123 February 24, 2017

Left my phone in a cab

A catch-all excuse for work as to why you're not checking email, phone calls, or attending meetings while you're traveling or out of work (typically during your vacation). Often implies that you're spending your time having romantic encounters and otherwise spending your time doing extracurriculars, while avoiding work entirely.

I'm so sorry I couldn't check my email last week. I left my phone in a cab in Barcelona.

by MigratingQs September 13, 2019

Left Handed Sandbag

Used when your talking to your homies about something sexual with a girl that you can’t specify.

“Yo Hailey gave me a left handed sandbag last night.”

by East bound jit March 20, 2021