After decocting, the deep frying of your balls causes your sperm to fry, ‘spewing lava’ when you ejaculate.
by BigChungusAioli January 29, 2025
Get the Lava shotsmug. Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.
by H+M December 20, 2014
Get the Maine Lava Lampmug. by Vania_Luv February 24, 2021
Get the Lava hotmug. by Archie weaver February 17, 2017
Get the lava facialmug. Lava means simply beautiful.
A girl who has beautiful hair,
gorgeous,big eyes n a smile
that could brighten the ocean.
She looks gorgeous even in the
morning or without any makeup on.Everytime you look at her,
she stuns you with her looks
and by the way she looks at you.
She is like a rose closed in the
beginning but if you give her time and nurture her, she will blossom into a mesmerizing beauty, who you feel
blessed to have by your side.
She is smart and amazing just
the way she is.The girl of your
dreams,she is wanted and appreciated
by everyone. She is all you could wish for.
She is strong and protective with people she loves and fights to the end for them.
Lava(s) make the best mothers in the world who support and care for there child 100%.
A girl who has beautiful hair,
gorgeous,big eyes n a smile
that could brighten the ocean.
She looks gorgeous even in the
morning or without any makeup on.Everytime you look at her,
she stuns you with her looks
and by the way she looks at you.
She is like a rose closed in the
beginning but if you give her time and nurture her, she will blossom into a mesmerizing beauty, who you feel
blessed to have by your side.
She is smart and amazing just
the way she is.The girl of your
dreams,she is wanted and appreciated
by everyone. She is all you could wish for.
She is strong and protective with people she loves and fights to the end for them.
Lava(s) make the best mothers in the world who support and care for there child 100%.
Guy 1: she is so beautiful!
Guy 2: I’ve never meant some so amazing like Lava, I’m so blessed to have her.
Guy 1: yeah, thats cuz she is Lava I guess
Just as hot at her name ;-)
Guy 2: I’ve never meant some so amazing like Lava, I’m so blessed to have her.
Guy 1: yeah, thats cuz she is Lava I guess
Just as hot at her name ;-)
by Fact only! November 23, 2021
Get the Lavamug. An object often found on one's bedside table which may resultantly be found in the splash zone of sexual activities.
by Splashzone101 October 9, 2018
Get the Lava Lampmug. An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will start to glow red and will heat up to 700 degrees F, this results in tremendous pain and will eventually cause death.
Man 1: "Dude, I think I might have lava rocks"
Man 2: "Thats like the opposite of frosty balloons, what do you want on your epitaph?"
Man 2: "Thats like the opposite of frosty balloons, what do you want on your epitaph?"
by PubicHairManiac May 8, 2018
Get the Lava Rocksmug.