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Lance

Lance is a really hot guy. He would be the one hot guy that plays football. Lance can be a jerk somtimes but he will make up for whatever he did to you. Any girl out there whos either crushing on a Lance or dating a Lance is a lucky girl. A Lance would treat their S. O. right and they would do anything for them.
My bf Lance treats me right and keeps me satisfied at night😉😉
by Clara Cacal August 18, 2018
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Lance

The awesomest Voltron paladin. He is from Cuba and misses his family because he is fighting a seemingly unbeatable enemy... The Glara Empire. He is also the coolest ninja sharpshooter ever! From evidence from Seasons 1-7 of VLD there will likely be a love triangle in Season eight composed of Allura, Keith and Lance.
Lance: Nope don't remember it didn't happen!

Allura: Lance...I uh... I-I just wanted to say stay safe out there
by VoltronLover228 September 27, 2018
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bye lance

Is basically the same as " Bye Felicia " , dismissing anyone who is irrelevant to You . Bye Lance is Normally Used For Men whereas Bye Felicia is Used For Women
Girl : You Trippen'
Boy : But You Still Chatting Tho Bye Felicia
Girl : BYE LANCE
by Lush Pure June 30, 2014
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Red Lantern

A creepy male who hits on young girls or creepily makes contact with younger girls.
"that guy was staring at you for so long, he's SUCH a red lantern"
by jb71197 July 28, 2012
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Lance

1. An alpha male. Highly respected, a great and loyal friend. Has a hard exterior, yet an insight about life beyond others. Rarely lets people see him be vulnerable, he hides his kind heart from most people, for protection.

2. A man who has been through unbelievable troubles in his life, yet still manages to live through the days. A fighter, an achiever.

3. Favorite
1. That guy is a total Lance, he just fought someone and then later gave money to a man in need.

2. He is a Lance, the love of his life just died but he is still going to school everyday and listening to the problems of others.

3. I love him, he is my Lance.
by Juliana W. December 9, 2008
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The Green Lantern

The act of fingering a girl with any type of ring on your fingers, specifically a large one, characteristic of the mighty green lantern himself.
Bro 1 - Yo man, I totally pulled the green lantern on my girl and she said the ring made it feel so good.

Bro 2 - That's awesome dude, let's go have a bro circle and you can teach me.
by Trickmaster 5000 February 18, 2009
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Langert

Langerts tend to be angry creatures who are usually found any place there is alcohol and/or large breasts. They generally attack when their victims least expect it and usually use an attack known as the "grizzly bear" or "billy goat". Be sure to not get too close to a Langert when he is near alcohol/large breasts. They have a unique mating call and you know one is close when you hear hunters chant "Get Langert Laid! Get Langert Laid!". This creature tends to have a problem sealing the deal when it comes to mating. This creature may become extinct if this problem isn't solved as soon as possible. Langerts are also known for their pick up lines and ability to consume massive amounts of alcohol. These creatures travel alone and may attack at any time.
I hear the get Langert Laid chant, he must be near.

Girl 1: I heard the strangest pickup line lastnight. Some guy told me he cried while he was watching the notebook.
Girl 2: That'd be a Langert
by muffycriedduringthenotebooktoo February 4, 2010
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