A sport for short rich white men who couldn’t swing a baseball bat for their life. Many started in their little league years because they were tired of hitting last and playing right field every game. Lacrosse is the only sport where height is not an advantage, therefore many short, fast “athletes” play lacrosse because their bodies are simply not built for Football, baseball, basketball etc. lacrosse is only played in about seven states so there’s basically no competition for college roster spots. Many lacrosse players receive scholarships from prestigious universities when they are nothing close to college athletes because of this lack in competition.
Blaine: I’m looking to use my speed and agility to play a college sport but I’m to short to compete in any of them.
Chad: Duuuude, do you realize how perfect LACROSSE is for you?
Chad: Duuuude, do you realize how perfect LACROSSE is for you?
by Leotts December 3, 2019
Get the Lacrossemug. this is the worst fucking club on the planet do not play for them or your weekends will be ruined and you will have frequent thoughts of quitting the sport all together. play for any other dmv club trust me it is better for your mental health
by kate8292020 April 12, 2021
Get the stars lacrossemug. People that can take a hit in the side or the shin and not cry and start a fight. Also a sport that BASEBALL players can’t handle because they are big PUSSIES
by SOLID 69hrs April 21, 2019
Get the Lacrossemug. Lacrosse is the most underrated sport because everyone hates on it because they are either toxic baseball players that don’t want to shore a season with a contact sport or are people that have only heard of it from stereotypes
Baseball player: Laccrosse is so gay
Lacrosse player: Shut the fuck up your just mad you have to share a season and that you are too scared of contact
Lacrosse player: Shut the fuck up your just mad you have to share a season and that you are too scared of contact
by LaxBro25262525 November 15, 2020
Get the Lacrossemug. IMPATIENT, independent, head strong or bull headed, opinionated, serious, intelligent, goal oriented...Lacks common sense, very book smart, impeccable morality. Very handsome, good manners, good/kind heart. Difficult time forgiving, letting things go if hurt. Mature for age.
by MikaylaLeilani January 17, 2017
Get the Guy LaCrossemug. Basically a lacrosse team with only white men on their board. Oh and if ur on a girls team don’t expect to get an equal amount of money or practices them the boys!!
“no way yr a laxer!?”
“uhh yeah”
“Oh cool what team”
“storm lacrosse...”
“haha i bet you can’t even play then”
“uhh yeah”
“Oh cool what team”
“storm lacrosse...”
“haha i bet you can’t even play then”
by Gdasddde April 5, 2019
Get the storm lacrossemug. The Girls lacrosse goalie is a physco crazy person who has no fears what so ever and doesn’t give a crap about what other lame people say and if a boy try’s to ask her out and impress her you best believe he’s going to get the crap beat out of him because she lets no one stand in her way and that’s not going to change also if people say that the are lazy they should go to any lacrosse practices in the area and they will unlock a new fear that will stick with them for life and they will want to join so that they don’t get the crap beat out if them
A girls lacrosse goalie is the craziest most amazing and important team me ever and she caries the entire team on her back or should I say lacrosse stick
by The crazy goalie stocking you June 5, 2022
Get the Girls Lacrosse goaliemug.