Koala Cafe

Koala Cafe is a restaurant with ugly ass 6 year olds with slow management

Koala Cafe is a racist place

by riahs3xual on tiktok July 6, 2022

michael (the koala from the bible)

A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree

I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022

Sexy koala

When your gf has long ass fingernails and scratches up your cock just before sucking you off

"Wtf my girlfriend gave me a sexy koala. Now I have to go see the doctor."

by Mr fridge77 May 31, 2022

KOALA

Acronym for "Kind of a loose asshole"
Unisex term for someone who frequently lets people in through the out-door.
Alternatively, can be used to describe notoriously big poopers.

She takes it from behind without lube because she's got a Koala.

by Moose Stash June 6, 2022

Koala

Often used as an insult for people with bright stupid ideas that somehow work.

"Yow! That's a koala moment right there."
"If it works, then it is a koala."

by GeorgeFriend December 9, 2021

Koala

Someone is cute but stupid, or just stupid.

Justin is such a koala. (No offense to people who has this name)

by Winderfouls March 8, 2022

Koala Vag

When a teacher or a milf spends way too much time at Cowlishaw and her twat ends up smelling like a nasty, wet, and poo ridden koala.

Clayton: Damn man, you seen that sexy milf jogging around cowlishaw? I'd fucking smash

Palmer nems: Stay away from that nasty cunt. She has koala vag

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 10, 2022