no kidding colombo 

See no shit sherlock

Meaning obvoisly, in a really sarcastic way.
Used instead of `no shit sherlock` in schools or where swearing aint allowed, but also as a change :] Ha.
Like Sherlock colombo was a detective its on english tv dont know if it is anywhere else .

Made up by my mate :]

Chris : "Did you know that tomorow is Tuesday?"
Lizz : "No kidding colombo!"

Lizz : "Did you know A is before B ? "
Chris : "No kidding colombo"

no kidding colombo by Lizzeh-x Bt Made By Chris :] February 20, 2007

I am being kidding

It's an alternative to "JK" or "Just Kidding" or "Just Playin"

Nate: "Hey what's up?"
Josh: "Shut up, I hate you!!"
Nate: :(
Josh: "Dude calm down, I am being kidding"

I am being kidding by bradanter96 January 20, 2011

kiddi disorder

The kiddi disorder is a disorder so rare only 2 people in the world have shown symptoms and been diagnosed by doctors so far. Some symptoms may include kids doing things that are so stupid they are unbelievably funny but only to them, random energy bursts, constantly wanting to eat a 24 pack of Maccas chicken nuggets. You will also need a brain scan to prove that you have this disorder. This disorder is very serious and could be possibly life-threatening to those who have the disorder and other is no current treatment.

person 1: "look at those kids over there doing that stupid thing."
person 2: "they think they are the funniest people in the world"
person 1: "maybe they have kiddi disorder"

kiddi disorder by kiddi foundation August 2, 2019

stinky kiddler 

a very stinky child molester

JARED IS QUITE THE stinky kiddler

stinky kiddler by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 7, 2020

are you flipping kidding me 

another way of saying are you fucking kidding me

Ems: your mom parked the car.
Torie: are you flipping kidding me?

are you flipping kidding me by queenkayswife January 30, 2017

script kiddies

In the realm of computer science, a pejorative term used to describe a lower life form with no aptitude and a god complex.

You all made that game with point-and-click Game Studio?!? Ya bunch of script kiddies! Learn to code!

script kiddies by Judecn July 26, 2006

Kidder Kaper 

a sex educator, author, and podcaster from the insanely popular podcast, Sex is Fun. He's known for blending a snarky sense of humor with a passionate desire to teach the world to be unafraid to enjoy sex, safely and responsibly. His first book, "Sex is Fun" published by Penguin/Avery is a fully illustrated sex manual formatted like graphic novel and represents all sexual orientations regardless of where the reader falls on the Kinsey Scale.

Though much has been speculated about the origin of his name, he set the record straight by admitting that he originally got the name after being struck in the head by a Kidder-brand waterski leading him to require several stitches above his right eye.

Kidder Kaper is a different kind of sex educator.
Nobody hates tattoos as much as Kidder Kaper.
Straight men like butt play too, just ask Kidder Kaper.

Kidder Kaper by VioletPurple August 3, 2010