Semi-key

The half way point between lowkey and highkey, where something isn't completely obvious but it's obvious enough.

I'm semi-key hungry right now but I just ate.

by MKC101 July 06, 2016

Key load

An amount of cocaine (or any other drug) that can be measured by loading up a key (see: key bump).

“Yo guess how much coke I did last night? I did a whole key load!”

Meant to be used as a pun making your friends hear that you did a “whole kilo of coke”

by WordyWhitney April 24, 2020

Key pistol

A ring of keys that most custodial engineers wear as to intimidate others.

Melvin has the biggest key pistol in the county, he is head custodian at the college. Nobody will challenge his know how.. Quite frankly he's the go too guy !!

by Petesbeeps July 12, 2017

key to happiness

Their is no key life's a bitch.

I looked up the key to happiness and I feel much better.

by Learningfordummies101 December 20, 2016

Key Glock

Markeyvius LaShun Cathey, who goes by Key Glock, is an American rapper known for his mixtape, Glock Season produced in 2017

Aye lil bro, did you hear the new Key Glock song?

by ayolilbro April 07, 2022

spew key

a paranoid person trying to stay anonymous on the internet while believing the government is after them

he must be a spew key he is so unnatural

by spew key March 10, 2020

Dingle Key

What a retarded hillbilly calls a USB stick.

I was on my damn computer and the goddamn dingle key didn't have any of my files!

by fred durst 2 January 05, 2023