Kellan matchett

The baddest SOB ever he is so sexy and just amazing

That kellan Matchett sure is sexy

by Gentialexaminer April 15, 2020

Dirty kellan

when a man kisses a other man while one is sitting in the toilet while the other pees in their chest

I just had a Dirty kellan with steven in the stalls just a minute ago

by Azoorik December 3, 2020

kelley

A pill comprising MDMA, magnesium (for the jaw clench), and 5-HTP (serotonin precursor).

No man, you aren't rolling on molly, this here is a kelley.

by Panoply January 13, 2014

helen keller pirate

When I chick gets a wad in both eyes, both ears, and still has a cock in her mouth so she can't yell.

Rita got a Helen Keller pirate during initiation into the back row fraternity.

by backrow boys August 19, 2009

The Hellen Keller

Noun, usually used as a verb. The Hellen-Keller is when you are hooking up with a woman who has large breasts, and you bury your face in the middle of them, wrap her breasts around your hears and continue to yell...... "I can't hear you!!!! I can't hear you!!!!

" I just gave that girl The Hellen Keller, and I woke up her dog."

"I'm mad because that guy gave me The Hellen Keller, and he woke up my dog who doesn't usually sleep well.

by Scribystyles16 December 13, 2009

Kell Yeah

The hottest girl ever in any general setting. Such as a party, or a class.

Dude, that girl is such a Kell Yeah. Im totally going to ask for her number.

Im dating a Kell Yeah, how lucky am I?

by Mr. Chandler August 4, 2006

Helen Keller

When you're getting head from a chick and right before you bust, you box her ears and when she pulls away you nut in her eyes.

That bitch was takin so long, she might as well have been handicapped so I gave her a Helen Keller and peaced out!

She wanted to experiment in the bed room so I surprised her and gave her a Helen Keller. She wasn't too stoked.

by Freakin' Fantastic April 18, 2010