Kebab Decorator

This is a form of art typically performed by drunks once enough of their kebab has been eaten. The leftovers are either: thrown on the floor, posted through mail boxes, or smeared over shop windows.

Just as Ian said: 'I've had enough of this rancid shit', he threw the kebab over his shoulder. It landed with a pleasing splatter and decorated the pavement with a wonderful array of patterns, colours and textures.

Meanwhile, Simon was trying to make slithers of donner meat stick to shop windows.

A couple of swampbeast bitches walked past and said 'wow, a pair of kebab decorator'!

by ClinterousMk2 May 12, 2010

Shans Kebab

A restaurant in Italy, serves kebabs and is very halal!!! Top ten restaurants ever

I FUCKING LOVE SHANS KEBAB!!!!

by horniman68 November 30, 2022

nasty kebab

Female lady parts... that are nasty...

She has a nasty kebab

by Nastykebab January 22, 2018

Kebabbing

Taking it up the ass whilst eating a donner kebab!

My misses was hungry and I was horny so we went kebabbing win win 💪

by Mangletooth1 December 02, 2023

Kebab Dab

The female equivalent of teabagging. To lower ones female genitalia onto the face of ones sexual partner.

Yo, did you hear about that girl on OF who offers a kebab dab for 10k

by Amanda Panda1 July 01, 2024

leeky kebab

vaginal parts being pulled out

wanna go full force leeky kebab style babeyyyyyy

by SwaggyMucPornkins February 07, 2017

French Kebab

The act of one woman getting penetrated in her asshole by a baguette so long that it goes up through her mouth, creating a kebab.

"Dude, I met this freaky girl from France and she totally asked me to French Kebab her!"

The night before:
"Oui oui, papa!"

by Alma Holzhert June 02, 2022