Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.
She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.
by Call them as I see them February 9, 2019
Get the Kangaroo mommug. When you wear a hoodie and cut a hole in the pocket for your penis. Masturbate with your hand and dick in the pouch while hoping a little during. Finish in the pouch.
by DarrinTheHunn April 20, 2025
Get the Kangaroo Pouchmug. Cant't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.
To be very inexperienced, synonym with the word "Rookie." May also refer to a lightweight alcoholic drinker that is way over the limit.
Say it inside a courtroom, the courtroom will show its true colors and intentions.
To be very inexperienced, synonym with the word "Rookie." May also refer to a lightweight alcoholic drinker that is way over the limit.
Say it inside a courtroom, the courtroom will show its true colors and intentions.
Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.
From a cartoon of a guy that didn't know what a kangaroo was.
That guy from Looney Tunes thought he was boxing the Jackalope or a Giant Rabbit.
He was boxing a Kangaroo this entire time.
From a cartoon of a guy that didn't know what a kangaroo was.
That guy from Looney Tunes thought he was boxing the Jackalope or a Giant Rabbit.
He was boxing a Kangaroo this entire time.
by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023
Get the Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbitmug. Lets Kill a Flying Kangaroo
Those kids at Guildford Grammar School seem to wanna kill a flying kangaroo
Those kids at Guildford Grammar School seem to wanna kill a flying kangaroo
by tktktktktktktktktk June 26, 2023
Get the Kill a Flying Kangaroomug. Lesbian oral sex (ideally while standing, one partner holding the other up) that involves an Australian girl
"So, I hear Sheila and Barbie went home together last night, what do you think they did?"
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."
by T to the Homm October 18, 2009
Get the Eats kangaroomug. by JimmyRustles2 September 17, 2019
Get the literal kangaroomug. 