The only girl in the world. Absolutely amazing; not to love her it's just something impossible. Just by looking at her, you realize that you can't live without her. Awesome as nothing else, Josie Bishop is the reason of Joy in the life of anyone that meets her. Be always her friend, treat her right as she deserves to, and never EVER tell her you that love her at only one month of classes together. You most certainly would ruin everything.
by Jo'ves February 26, 2017
Get the Josie Bishopmug. TRANSGENDER BLACK/Filipina girl in Balboa park whos wields a machete and has cut off a few peoples limbs and pride . She is always mistaken for a very pretty genetic female and can pick up any weapon and wield it with great ease. She often seen befriending the homeless feeding joking with them . Or BUILDING A FIRE IS VERY KIND UNDERSTANDING NURTURING AND EASY GOING.
Person 1 : hey whos she
Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.
Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?
Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.
Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?
by DIOSA NG PARANG/GOLOK January 9, 2024
Get the Machete Josiemug. Guy: You see Josie over there?
Friend: Yeah.
Guy: I heard she got caught cheating on someone with 4 other guys
Friend: Yeah.
Guy: I heard she got caught cheating on someone with 4 other guys
by Oscar9382 February 3, 2024
Get the Josiemug. Greatest weather girl you will ever meet. always
willing to go run in the rain. you don't wanna
loose her so keep her close. she will be the best
meteorologist in the country.
willing to go run in the rain. you don't wanna
loose her so keep her close. she will be the best
meteorologist in the country.
that guy: hey you hear about that new weather girl?
Friend: yeah "a josie" told me it wasn't gonna rain
and i got fucking soaked!
That guy: yeah "a josie" is the country's best
Friend: yeah "a josie" told me it wasn't gonna rain
and i got fucking soaked!
That guy: yeah "a josie" is the country's best
by ballpolisher June 12, 2022
Get the Josiemug. josie woods, josie woods means the best person ever . josie is still stuck on her ex. her ex loves her .josie dated this ex 5
times. we are talking. don’t date ur ex.😹
times. we are talking. don’t date ur ex.😹
by josie woods May 24, 2022
Get the josie woodsmug. by CootrPootr April 29, 2022
Get the Josiemug. If u know a Josie be scared she’s kinda scary she’s like tall and blonde. She’s not that bad tbh but has a scary resting face that can bring nightmares
by Flaming hot Cheeto’s October 16, 2019
Get the Josiemug.