Square up this joint

Verb, used in the context of cleaning. To tell someone to square up this joint means you're telling them to clean said place. Joint referring to the room/house you're standing in.

Dad: Your mom wants you to square up this joint, yo.
Son: She wants me to clean my room?
Dad: Word.
Son: Okay.
Dad: Represent.

Square up this joint by Dewger October 15, 2010

Mormon Joint 

The act of rolling a joint with a page from the back of The Book of Mormon. Usually consists of a large amount of weed.

Bob: Whoa, I got so high last night. I didn't have any rolling paper so I rolled a fatty Mormon joint. I got so high, I thought I was dying. I think the God of Mormon was punishing me.

Ted: The "God of Mormon"?

Bob: Yeah, you know. Joseph Smith.

Ted: You're an idiot.

Mormon Joint by idiotkid May 30, 2009

new joint 

Noun. A 'new joint' is something better than what you smoked, bought, ate, wore, or got laid by in the past. It's anything a cut above.

"Got me a 6-cylinder 'new joint'"
"This outfit is a 'new joint.'"

new joint by goldielucks January 11, 2006

cross joint

The apex of the vortex of joint engineering (the future).

Hey man, this cross joint is the apex of the vortex of joint engineering.

cross joint by James Franco's Cousin September 10, 2011

up in this joint

A way to say what's trending

Girl 1: Omg, Huaraches are sooooo up in this joint!
Girl 2: Ikr, so true!! I finna go buy some right now!

up in this joint by Dooblox #1 May 29, 2018

bad joint 

A female who is highly attractive; using the word bad as slang for sexy and/or hot and joint as in a female who you would preferably have sex with.

Any female who can be characterized as attractive

1. Beyonce Knowels
2. Misty Love
3. Kelly Rowland (pure brown skin BAD JOINT)

bad joint by kayy lovely May 9, 2009

Cop My Joint 

"Cop my Joint" is an abrupt term meaning "Suck my Cock". This saying is to be used as an abrupt come back to some moron who is trying to slag you in front of your friends. This saying is best used in large crowds and your opponent is surrounded by his own friends. This will ensure maximum embarrasment to him or her.

Oh yea, you can "Cop my Joint" Mutherfucker!!!!!

Cop My Joint by RudeDonny December 22, 2005