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JASON- tends to be a likeable person. funny,witty and knows how to treat a lady. shows love in depth but is often hurt when he shows feelings. loves good conversations and lasting relationships. if your lucky enough to snag one and love him like he loves you consider yourself very lucky..
Your lucky if you got a jason!
Jason is so funny.
where oh where could my jason be?
by jlw1369 January 22, 2014
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jason bateman

An actor who is known for his role as Michael Bluth in "Arrested Development". He was a teen heartthrob in his young years especially in "Teen Wolf Too".
Me: You got the tickets?
My sister: For what?
Me: The Dodgers game
My sister: Oh to see Jason Bateman
Me: Yeah
My sister: You know he's married with kids
Me: DAMN!
by rebel steele June 22, 2015
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Jason

Jason is a usually a sarcastic person, but deep down he really cares about you, even if he doesn't really show it. He is a loyal person and a good listener. Jason is also good in the bed and has a big schlong. He is a romantic, genuinely nice man.
by wiseman2143 February 10, 2019
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jennifer-jason-leigh-ed

jennifer-jason-leigh-ed (verb) To be made the object of one SWFs obsession, much to your chagrin. Reminiscent of the style done to Bridget Fonda by Jennifer Jason Leigh in the cinematic adventure Single White Female (1992). The single white female in question tries way too hard to be your friend, which only makes you flee the scene in the opposite direction! Beware of this insta-friend. And be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Dude. I totally got jennifer-jason-leigh-ed by that psycho chic we met. Watch your back. She's crafty.
by Foxy_Guacamole April 9, 2010
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Jason X

A terrible movie. Here's a rundown of the story:

Jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing.
Centuries later, he is thawed out, and goes around killing dumbasses from the future.
Somehow, Jason becomes mechanically enhanced, therefore he can now kill people while looking even more like an idiot.
Jason dies in a duel with a stereotypical black guy while being blown up in an exploding ship.

Never see this movie.
Some movies are so bad, they're hilarious, such as Doom or AvP. Jason X is not one of these movies.
by Rastablowtorch November 3, 2005
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jason newstead

One of the coolest bass players and backup vocalists for Metallica besides Cliff Burton.Left in 2000 after James Hetfiel wouldn't let him join and play in multiple bands besides Metallica
Did you see Jason Newstead in Seattle in 1989
by Kuhana March 28, 2005
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jason

Jason is a guy with big dick and handsome, smart guy
Jason is handsome that all cute girl will want to date him
by RTGxLighTzx March 19, 2017
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