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Jizzle

When u add a little something extra to ur brownie
I put a little jizzle on my brownie
by YOUWANTSOMECOCK!!!!! September 25, 2017
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Jizzkerchiefs

Jizzkerchiefs are handkerchiefs, tissues, cloths or anything else with liquid absorption capabilities, used for the wiping up of jizz off the floor, or any other surface onto which it has been shot.
ME: Oh shit! Sorry mate, I jizzed all over your floor!
FRIEND: DAMN YOU DANIEL! Now where did I put the jizzkerchiefs?!!

**a short while later**
FRIEND: Right, here's a couple of jizzkerchiefs, now you get this floor cleaned PRONTO! Count yerself lucky I'm not charging a cleanup bill!
by boeing737229 June 20, 2018
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jizzeration

An item that your ancestors have jizzed on. And has been passed down from generations to generations.
This is my jizzeration rag.
by Jizz king July 25, 2018
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Jizzert

When you blow a guy after dinner and count is as dessert.
I’m gonna get all the jizzert I can.
by Low down nigga August 28, 2018
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jizzercising

The act of working out by masterbation. A way to but calories and have fun!
Will: How did Johnny lose so much weight and get so swole?

Jay: I heard he was jizzercising like 10 times a day!

Will: Ewwwwe so gross
by Missemily#bossss September 19, 2018
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Jizzlets

She said to cure her craving for Semen she started chewing Jizzlets. Versus mint flavored Chiclets?
by TimBig September 24, 2018
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Jizzle snatch

When the entire snatch is covered with jizz
This bitch has a jizzle snatch I best not fuck with her she's a hoe
by Batman jr December 28, 2018
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