Jersey Beach Whistle

Those plastic tampon applicators you find washed up on the Jersey shore.

We wanted to have a quiet moonlight stroll, but the Jersey Beach Whistles were everywhere.

by Just me September 1, 2003

new jersey meat hook

When a girl gets off the bed after intercourse and the guy puts his index and middle finger into her vagina and thumb into the anus and pulls her back to the bed.

When i got done with tito's mom i through her back onto the bed with a new jersey meat hook.

by jeff hogg December 6, 2003

Jersey Divorce

The act of running over one's spouse with an automobile, thus effectively ending the marriage; often done to avoid emotionally and financially painful litigation processes.

Rather than giving her half, Tommy decided to just give her the ol' Jersey Divorce.

by Sid Wallace December 14, 2008

jersey city round robin

(v.) to tea bag every occupant of a room

Yo, I heard Sal gave Nasty Nigrelli's Mom and Sis the old Jersey City Round Robin this weekend. And they LOVED IT!

by the_skipper October 9, 2008

Jerseyherps

A unique type of genital herpes contracted from a breed of parasitic beings known as "guidos" or "guidettes". The creatures who carry and spread the virus are usually found in, or are originally from the state of New Jersey.

"Dude, do not go to New Jersey."
"Why?"
"I had a bit too much to drink and ended up having a one night stand with this girl....and now I think I contracted jerseyherps from her..."
"Gross!"

by defineALLthethings August 30, 2011

jersey jon

A celebrity DJ from Jersey that will steal your girlfriend over instagram DM.

Damn bro "Jersey Jon" stole your girlfriend too.
or
I can't believe that "Jersey Jon' really DMed you!!

by Myra side of this **** April 23, 2019

Jersey Mikes Friday

The most glorious day of the week. Only the greatest of all come together, hold hands, and pray to the jersey mikes gods. They then shake hands and say "happy jersey mikes friday men" and continue along their path. It is said that if you partake in this event you become of a higher status, very close to a godly figure.

Happy Jersey Mikes Friday to you all.

Can you believe it's Jersey Mikes Friday? I definitley can't!
Thank you to all of you for joining me on this holy day of Jersey Mikes Friday.

by tungachunga January 19, 2020