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jellydick

When your dick is very flimsy and you are unable to get erect.
When we tried to have sex he had a jellydick!
by Nose101 December 24, 2007
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Jellyfish

It's when after someone takes a shower, they stop the drain and leave a little water left in the tub. Then they ejaculate in the small pool and leave the "jellyfish" there for the next person/roommate to discover.
you live in an apartment, dorm, or house - where a bathroom is shared. the Jellyfish is at the next level of disgusting pranks!
by Trivial Pursuer December 21, 2010
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Jellycorn

A mystical creature that crosses a jellyfish and a unicorn. The creature is basically a jellyfish with a horn emerging from its soft upper-part. It is known for its ability to make anyone happy even in their worst of moods.
Man, I feel so depressed....

OOH A JELLYCORN!
by Team of D and L March 27, 2012
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Box Jelly

a creature of the cnidrian(jellyfish) family, chacrized by it's incredibly well working eyes, bright color, preditory agression,and spring loaded stinging cells on it's four tentacles. Instead of removing waste through it's mouth it's four tentacles absorb nutrients before puffimg out the waste material.
The Australian Box Jelly's sting make you lose hope that you will live, to add to it's already lethal power.
by Light Joker March 17, 2004
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Porn Jelly

Jelly formerly used in a wrestling match between attractive women, which has now been bottled and sold; a meeting of the human races’ two most favorite things, in dessert form:
Coined by Jeff from British comedy Coupling
"Steve, do you realize what I just invented? Porn Jelly! There’s a lot of lonely people out there. What do lonely people enjoy? Puddings and porn. Now, for all your needs, pudding porn. It’s a girlfriend in a jar except it’s jelly."
by ThePwnmeister May 1, 2012
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Pennsylvanian jellyfish

The act of pissing in a girls vaginal cavity and proceeding to cum in her vagina. Letting the sperm float like a jellyfish.
by Analboy5 June 9, 2018
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Jellyfish

wet cum. When semen gets in water such as in a hot tub it becomes hard and looks like a jellyfish.
I jacked in the shower and left a jellyfish sitting in the drain.
by Libraryguy July 28, 2009
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