Jerking Off in 4k

To do something absolutely meaningless, but do it big or be extra about it.

"I don't know why he's doing all this. He might as well be jerking off in 4k."

by FoxFae March 5, 2025

Jewing

When you make a funny joke on discord but nobody sobs or skulls it.

Alex was jewing me when she didnt sob my message earlier.

by fvfsddgfgfdsdgsfdgsf April 9, 2025

Jewing

To take all of something that is free, or to take advantage of something that is free.

That man is Jewing the store out of its free samples

by big black man24 April 20, 2025

Jening

Behaving in a way that only the famous Twitch streamer JENKLD would behave in.

Usually used as a hashtag online. (#jening)

-Man, you’re jening hard right now! Stop acting so crazy, you’re giving JenKld energy.

-Oh really? I’m so happy to hear that! Jen is my idol!

by NoNameUnknownUser May 20, 2025

jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.

Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.

by plappypie November 8, 2025

link jerking

The practice of making someone go to your website just to go to some other website.

Go to cnn.com and we will provide you the link to Google. You've just been a victim of link jerking.

by Strausy November 12, 2009

Pocket jerking

Mostly a whimsical stranger that jerks people off by reaching into there pocket and touching them vigorously also known as a pocket thug

Yo! How about you stop pocket jerking!?

by ayeb0ss March 27, 2015