Another word for an athlete with a small penis. usually is the jock, but the nerd has a bigger penis than a Jake.
guy: Did you see brian score that TD. It won the game
other guy: Yeah, but he's a Jake
guy: Ahh thats to bad
other guy: Yeah, but he's a Jake
guy: Ahh thats to bad
by Michele Cook May 31, 2007
Miranda's hottest and best boyfriend of all time. Understands her and will do anything to make her happy. A hopeless romantic who wants to unload his happiness and love to Miranda. Can also be an asshole (jokingly), amazing, neat, ownage, make weird noises (jokingly), very large penis.
by Hazama666IATEMAHFROSTEDFLAKES August 20, 2011
by phoebe <3 January 17, 2009
by hizzl October 21, 2007
A nickname for the name Jacob, whereas Jacob means “Supplanter” A supplanter is one who wrongfully or illegally seizes and holds the place of another.
by Gydro September 22, 2006
U.K. term and now turning popular in Canada thanks to me for Police Officer, Feds or even just a nosy person in general who loves to interrogate others lives because their own life is boring, we all know at least one person who is like that now, I think.
"I'm out here slangin' food to fiends. How can these Jakes be so clueless?"
"Have 40 Kilos in the ride. Really gotta dodge these Jakes."
"Have 40 Kilos in the ride. Really gotta dodge these Jakes."
by Master Andrew October 27, 2018