Jake

Another word for an athlete with a small penis. usually is the jock, but the nerd has a bigger penis than a Jake.
guy: Did you see brian score that TD. It won the game

other guy: Yeah, but he's a Jake

guy: Ahh thats to bad
by Michele Cook May 31, 2007
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Jake

Miranda's hottest and best boyfriend of all time. Understands her and will do anything to make her happy. A hopeless romantic who wants to unload his happiness and love to Miranda. Can also be an asshole (jokingly), amazing, neat, ownage, make weird noises (jokingly), very large penis.
Butman: So how's robot?

Miranda: He's not a fucking robot! He's my awesome lovahz, Jake. <3
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"man, that guys a jake-hes hot!
by phoebe <3 January 17, 2009
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jake

means you can lift heavy things but cant read books
Good job on that test...pause....not! What a jake.
by hizzl October 21, 2007
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Jake

A nickname for the name Jacob, whereas Jacob means “Supplanter” A supplanter is one who wrongfully or illegally seizes and holds the place of another.
My friend's name is Jacob but I like to call him Jake. :3
by Gydro September 22, 2006
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Jakes

U.K. term and now turning popular in Canada thanks to me for Police Officer, Feds or even just a nosy person in general who loves to interrogate others lives because their own life is boring, we all know at least one person who is like that now, I think.
"I'm out here slangin' food to fiends. How can these Jakes be so clueless?"
"Have 40 Kilos in the ride. Really gotta dodge these Jakes."
by Master Andrew October 27, 2018
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