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Jacobi

A drink accidentally created in Cabo, Mexico and perfected in San Antonio, Texas thereafter by a mutha fucka jones badass who also goes by Tanto Goldstien, but his friends call him Bubba. His real name is Jacob.

It is composed of Absolute Citron vodka and cranberry with a splash of pineapple. The pineapple offsets the tartness of the cranberry just perfectly, just like his tongue offsets her bitterness when licked.
I want to get fucked up and I only know how to effectively do that with a Jacobi!

Jacobis remind me of the sunsets in the pool all day drinking from 9AM until someone passed out cold!

Give me Jacobis or give me death!
by BMW14 June 30, 2019
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Jacob sartorius

A boy who got famous by musically by body rolling and biting his lip for 9 year olds and then thought he could sing because he lipsynced on musically so much it make him think it's super easy. Then on his first music video sweatshirt a sweatshirt was randomly moving around probably trying to get away from him then later on in life became a loser.
Oh yeah that jacob sartorius kid. He's a elf
by Scammer_gets_scammed March 10, 2019
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Jacob Young

Literally THE singular stinkiest man you cold ever possibly smell. Worse than a homeless man. Worse than a shit house. Anything you can think of . also pretty homo too, but not full homo.
EWW, do ya smell that Jacob Young. YEAH its so bad i've already threw up my lungs. I kno its so bad, he must be like 50 meters at least from here.
by The White Gandhi March 2, 2020
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Jacob is gay

Jacob is gay. Most guys named Jacob are gay. They love dudes. "Gay is the name Jacob"- YOda
by Robin william March 3, 2022
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karl jacobs<3

MY PRETTY BOY<33
hes the sweetest most kind person out there. hes the loml

you should watch his content its great!

love you mr. karl jacobs
by pissbabydream May 7, 2021
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Jacob

Someone who is mysterious and impossible to figure out. Just like a maze: once you get him, he changes. He is known to be a little fruity, but once you get to know him, you won't even notice. Although he's a little weird, he finds a way to get to be very important in your heart. He's great at sports and being sociable. He's definitely one you want to keep as a friend forever.
Guy: That guy acts a little weird...
Girl: That's just Jacob. Once you're friends with him, you hardly notice.
by MrHedgehogLove July 8, 2012
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Jacob

Jacob is a dickhead
by Lazzzzzzarus November 24, 2017
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