Blue-Nosed Jackass

A giant reindeer-like creature commonly seen on Christman Eve pulling Christman's sleigh. On the other days of the year, the Blue-Nosed Jackass is usually seen beating the crap out of someone.

by Kaz the greatest person in the WORLD July 31, 2003

Jackassedness

The act of being a complete jackass.

Bob's jackassedness has caused us a lot of problems.

by Siyat September 18, 2011

jackass

bad luck or a person who is very unlucky(sometimes used as an exclamation).

he cant get the job, he's a jackass.
fuck! my jackass has done it again.
jackass! not again!

by relith June 27, 2010

Jackass

Some guy who goes out stealing peoples Donkeys and or Horses

You: I wish those mexicans would quit nicking my stuff
Mate: What did they take this time?
You: My Horse
Mate: wow I didn't know u were a pimp! Can u hook me up?
You: no man, i said horse
Mate* disappointed*: Oh. What Jackasses

by koonm@n July 23, 2010

jackassbian

A person who is both a jackass and a lesbian.

Hey, you're a jackassbian!

by riddlebags December 26, 2010

jackassery

the act or actions of a stupid person, or jackass.

Andrea: "boy, that guy sure parked in a clearly labelled handicap zone."

Dan: "Yes, Andrea, he sure performed a flagrant act of jackassery in his decision to park there."

by dantheplumber January 26, 2013

Jackasssary

Nonsense created by businesses to make life more difficult without providing a real benefit.

Carding someone for buying spray paint is total jackasssary.

by SunnycKitty November 13, 2015