wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.
Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”
Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”
Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”
Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
by hotgirlfriendofcole May 5, 2022
Get the wonky shoesmug. "Shoe shot" - to consume a shot of your favorite alcoholic beverage by drinking it out of a shoe (usually a woman's). Variations include a "Choo shot", where the shot is consumed out of a Jimmy Choo and a "luge shot" where it is consumed by pouring the shot down an open-toed shoe directly into the mouth.
At that last company retreat, Bob was totally out of control - he did a Choo shot and a luge shot with Kristin and a shoe shot with Wendy! Talk about a foot fetish!
by Thirsty Lawyer July 9, 2014
Get the shoe shotmug. by Trongster January 5, 2018
Get the elevator shoesmug. by macdaddyyodaddy December 13, 2014
Get the Dick in a shoemug. A game between friends where you surprise attack your opponent by kicking your shoe at them, typically while walking into room or around a corner. Also a pun.
by Communist bloc party February 4, 2017
Get the kung shoemug. noun. Referring to women's shoes that cannot be walked in for a greater time than 15 minutes. (e.g., stilettos)
by iscabbile August 18, 2009
Get the Sitting Shoesmug. If someone is being a general mothefucker and pissing you off, this can be an easy to phrase to use to insult and hurt them. Cough on the shoe is a basic fuck you and piss off, but with a formal twist. Call me a magician
(Mid argument) ‘Oh well you can go cough on the shoe”
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”
by ariana’ssandwhiches October 24, 2019
Get the cough on the shoemug.