If someone is being a general mothefucker and pissing you off, this can be an easy to phrase to use to insult and hurt them. Cough on the shoe is a basic fuck you and piss off, but with a formal twist. Call me a magician
(Mid argument) ‘Oh well you can go cough on the shoe”
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”
by ariana’ssandwhiches October 24, 2019
by Post-it mug April 09, 2016
wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.
Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”
Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”
Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”
Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
by hotgirlfriendofcole May 06, 2022
A game between friends where you surprise attack your opponent by kicking your shoe at them, typically while walking into room or around a corner. Also a pun.
by Communist bloc party February 03, 2017
Someone who owns a pair of stripper shoes yet won't own up to their actual purpose. Claims that they are "work shoes"
Hey, Theresa, nice stripper shoes! Are you a stripper?
Those are my work shoes!
Yeah, exactly, your work shoes.
Those are my work shoes!
Yeah, exactly, your work shoes.
by FIReNVY September 29, 2009
by nsolo1717 November 25, 2013
The pair of shoes you take to a wedding and hide in the shrubs before the ceremony, to put on when the dancing kicks in !
Honey do you remember which shrub I put the shrub shoes in ?
It’s dancing time .. time to get the shrub shoes !
It’s dancing time .. time to get the shrub shoes !
by Kaldrow July 09, 2019