cough on the shoe

If someone is being a general mothefucker and pissing you off, this can be an easy to phrase to use to insult and hurt them. Cough on the shoe is a basic fuck you and piss off, but with a formal twist. Call me a magician
(Mid argument) ‘Oh well you can go cough on the shoe”
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”
by ariana’ssandwhiches October 24, 2019
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Horny shoes

Shoes that make you run up to someone and hump them from behind
I hate these horny shoes! I will never wear them again!
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wonky shoes

wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.
Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”

Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”

Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
by hotgirlfriendofcole May 06, 2022
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kung shoe

A game between friends where you surprise attack your opponent by kicking your shoe at them, typically while walking into room or around a corner. Also a pun.
Bill: "why did Jack just kick a shoe at you?"
Adam: "Bro, we're playing Kung Shoe."
by Communist bloc party February 03, 2017
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Work Shoes

Someone who owns a pair of stripper shoes yet won't own up to their actual purpose. Claims that they are "work shoes"
Hey, Theresa, nice stripper shoes! Are you a stripper?

Those are my work shoes!

Yeah, exactly, your work shoes.
by FIReNVY September 29, 2009
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piece of shoe

an alternative or censored way of saying "piece of shit"
"I will beat you to the ground, you piece of shoe"
by nsolo1717 November 25, 2013
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Shrub shoes

The pair of shoes you take to a wedding and hide in the shrubs before the ceremony, to put on when the dancing kicks in !
Honey do you remember which shrub I put the shrub shoes in ?

It’s dancing time .. time to get the shrub shoes !
by Kaldrow July 09, 2019
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