Inverted Man

A man who is obese and inverted in some places.
Dude, you are so fat. You are such a Inverted Man.
by KimJongPhil May 15, 2018
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Inverted Man

The opposite of the gender male, because women do not exist.
John: ¨Dude, look at that woman!¨
Dave: ¨Hey, its Inverted Man, dude.¨
John: ¨Sorry, thanks for reminding me.¨
by Flavortown February 19, 2020
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Inverted Golden Giraffe

The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports
Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.
by BettyYellowSplash February 19, 2025
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inverted snot rocket

As a girl/guy is giving you oral and as you climax you pull there head back and finish up their nose.
Man, last night I gave my girl a inverted snot rocket! She still has a breath right strip on.
by HorizonSpecrm February 05, 2018
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Inverted Claw

Where as an individual grasps the scrotum to such an extent to draw the testicles in a downwards path to provoke enjoyment.
by Turkey grab January 28, 2019
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inverted gandalf

When a Bearded man stands his woman on he hands with her ass facing him and when he eats her pussy his beard tickles her asshole.
" I need to go buy some shampoo. Anna and I did the Inverted Gandalf Last night after Burritos."
by Reverend Gibs May 21, 2020
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Inverted stranger

The lady decided she would do the inverted stranger and it hurt my feelings.
by Munch man February 15, 2023
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