When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.
I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.
by 23356765 December 16, 2018
Get the Bearded ice creammug. by BongusBoingus December 2, 2021
Get the Ice cream roommatesmug. The ice-cream tricycle is an elaborate sex position where the woman is taken from behind with her weight supported by her lover. She then rests on her elbows with her face above a generous bowl of ice cream, flake and sprinkles are obviously optional.
Dude, I did the ice-cream tricycle with that girl last night, she got total brain freeze!!
Nice one, we call that the 99!!
Nice one, we call that the 99!!
by HappyHarry July 16, 2013
Get the Ice-cream tricyclemug. A van that plays music to lure in children. It says ice cream on it and when you get there you are greeted by a very old man, this man loves to play with kids and when the parents look away they are pulled inside and.... well you know. Then when they look back it's normal it happens in less then a second! Ever wondered why kids are so eager to go to the ice cream van? Well know you know.... Don't trust your kids with an old bat!
by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018
Get the Ice cream vanmug. by 0438 August 27, 2019
Get the brown ice creammug. Taking a shit while jerking off.
by Goodgoshposh December 8, 2014
Get the Ice Cream Dispensermug. Where you coat you penis in ice-cream then proceed to slap you female companion in the face with said cock.
by DickSmasherMcIronCock March 3, 2018
Get the Ice-Cream Floatmug.