incel

an incel is an adolescent male who is unable to attract people of the opposite sex (in this case a female). this is usually because of their misogynistic manners or they're just ugly. lots of the time, they focus their attention on attacking men who are involved in romantic/sexual relationships. this is often because of jealousy

"Oh my goodness, Bryan is such an attractive young man?" Lisa gushed, her cheeks red.

Michael scoffed. "He's not even all that. Women just like to praise mediocre men. You should go for somebody like me instead!"

Lisa gasped, angered at Michael's offensive words. "You're just angry Bryan's a hottie, and you're an ugly incel!"

She slapped him and stormed away.

by angrywomandefineswords August 2, 2021

Iceland

A druid on your father’s side 800 years ago was involved in a fantastic scandal where he stole the first born child of everyone in the region of Gaul and put them on a ship to a far away island. They were told to create a society of volcano people who loved to lay about in hot tubs and sing A cappella Viking hymns. That place is Iceland, and your DNA indicates that if you were to ever reproduce with someone there, it would most likely be a cousin (with disastrous results). There is no shame in sterilization.

Don't go to Iceland, go to Greenland instead.

by itreb ekim September 2, 2014

Incel

People that are salty because they get no bitches

I hate that guy because that lady finds him hot and doesn't doesn't like me

- said Fusser the incel

by nopussman224 January 24, 2022

Incel

short for "involentary celibate" who is someone who desires sex but is unable to get it due to having a horrible personality, being unattractive, being a horrible person or any mixture of the former mentioned.

Also typically used in reference to conservatives, political right-wingers and generally anyone an SJW thinks is "misogynistic"

stupid trump voting incels, those racists.
or
my dumb ex debby said i'm an incel but she doesn't realize since we banged that term can't apply

by JOYK1LLZ August 21, 2020

Incel

Another name for a Reddit moderator.

These power tripping incels who spend their petty lives gatekeeping are sapping the joy out of participating in online communities. They are destroying the very website and vision of its creators and founders

by gabbagooo August 13, 2021

incel

A person that listens to the alternative-rock band Weezer.

"Hi, what are you listening to?"
"Oh, I'm listening to Tired of Sex by Weezer."
"Damn you're such an incel."

by SadSaid July 8, 2022

Incel

A person who:
- Never had sexual interaction.
- Idealize his mom as the perfect woman and hate women with OnlyFans accounts
- Has lots of OnlyFans subscriptions.
- Is more likely to think himself clever by commenting in favor of anti-feminist stuff.
- Got called 'incel' just about 3 minutes ago and rushed the Internet thinking it was a compliment.
- Probably was a simp before.

-Didn't know Guillermo was an incel. He posted about how harmful it is for women to show their bodies on social media for the sixth time in a week.

by FaloLoko November 1, 2020