Hypocrite

Someone who condemns a thing but does that exact thing themselves. E.g. someone who comments on an Instagram post "Attention seeking behaviour" implying that such behaviour is to be frowned upon, but in so commenting they have invited attention. Such folks might then get into massive long flame threads if picked up on this, inviting yet more attention. In the end they may have scored more attention than the OP.

A: "Attention seeking behaviour"
B: "Dude, you're such a hypocrite"
A: "I'm not a hypocrite, you creep"
B: "Are so - you telling me you posted that comment hoping *nobody* would notice? Hypocrite."

by Skiamakhos August 22, 2023

Hypocrite

A person who lied about the things they dislike doing but secretly does it as well.

Albert: He said he doesn't me wearing my Rolex watch cause it make me look like a rich brat, but he wears it, too.

Samuel: Wow! What a hypocrite.

by GoFlushYourToilet April 19, 2018

Hypocrite

Someone who criticizes others who act a certain way, but in reality do the same shit. (basically all of humanity)

Everyone’s such a hypocrite that says to be themselves, because in the end they’ll judge you for doing that.

by Dwightschruteismydad July 26, 2022

hypocrite

A person who criticizes someone for doing something despite the fact that they do the thing themselves.

Hypocrite: You play (Game)? 5 year old...
Later
Hypocrite: I'm gonna go play some (Game).

by Thank you, very cool February 4, 2017

Hypocrite

A person who tells somebody not to do something or do something, then proceed to do the opposite. Also known as grade 8´s.

Person 1: No playing video games! Person 1 plays video games. Person 2: You are such a hypocrite.

by riverskipper January 7, 2019

hypocrite

An individual who preaches for (or against) something, and ironically does (if secretly) the very opposite himself/herself, and/or tries to blame the other/s for how they may respond to an incident, when they're the one who started the incident in the first place, in which case, not only would one be a hypocrite, but a coward.

"Why did you tell on me? And why did you confront and threaten me?" "Don't you dare try to blame us, you hypocrite. You're the one who started it."

by BlueMoon1 April 16, 2025

Hypocritic Fatigue Syndrome

When someone continually complains about how much work they have or how tired they are instead of actually doing work to achieve some type of validation and avoid doing work at the same time.

"Dude, you are going through Hypocritic Fatigue Syndrome, please shut your face hole."

by Wumperson November 2, 2020