Non Husband

A man who you do not have to answer to, cook for, clean for or deal with his children. He is not a Sugar Daddy but will take care of you physically, emotionally and financially to a degree. He is not responsible for paying your bills but will detail your car, take your car for oil changes, fix your yard ect. He has no contact with your family, friends or children and you neither. You are not obligated to invite him to any functions or events. You are not obligated invite him on any trips with your friends or even ask permission or approval. He is also not obligated to invite you to any of his functions either. The relationship with the non Husband is also monogamous. There is a high level of honesty which must be kept at all times. You can spend time with your non husband out in the public if you choose to but neither of you will violate each other's independence.

My non husband is coming to fix my sink.

by Iamsudie June 22, 2017

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Adjective-Synonymous with Kleenex tissue:
Soft,
Strong and disposable.

Man, that dildo was husband.

by Srihari November 27, 2004

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Corpse Husband

He is a cool guy with a cool voice and everyone simps him. His music just....hits.
He is faceless and he might or might not reveal his face...so GET OVER IT!

Famous phrases: praise bingus; whaddup baby; fonkymonkyfriday.
His laugh lights up the entire earth!

A: yo, do you know corpse Husband?
Me: Ah, that faceless, grown-ass man bc of who i am on the bird app 24/7? Who sounds like an angel of death? Yes...ik him.

by Tutulovescoffee December 6, 2020

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