hung like a gnat

You can imagine the minute preportions of a gnats sexual organs.

As soon as she found out I was hung like a gnat, she wanted nothing to do with me.

by Ed Skunk May 18, 2006

Wel-Hung-Whang

The abnormally fat asian man who swoops in at night, when you are at the zenith of you drunken stupor, to rail you in the ass, mouth or just to cuddle with you. He causes ferocious hangovers with aches and pains accompanied by a horrible taste in your mouth.

Wel-hung-whang totally came in last night and pounded me hard in the ass with no remorse.

by Oh Big Papa! February 12, 2010

one hung low

to have one testicle lower than the other

man my one humg low is at least anotther 3 in. lower than the first

by CBS February 15, 2005

hung like a hamster

Slang for having a below average sized penis. Became "famous" by Brad Pitt admitting he was hung like a hamster.

Bradd Pitt said (after being asked if he thought he represented the perfect male specimen): “I don’t know if that’s true — I’m hung like a hamster.”

by flake May 05, 2004

hung like a elephant

a man with a large penis better then being hung like a horse

jeff nemeth is hung like a elephant

by jeff n January 25, 2004

hung like a Norse

Alternative version of "hung like a horse," or to have a large penis. A reference to viking days - Norse vikings were legendary for the size of their endowment.

as she made sweet love to vladimir the viking, she remarked that he was hung like a norse

by Mange Storstake January 10, 2005

Won Hung Lo

A nick-name (in chinese) for a man with one testicle. A phoenetic play on the phrase one hung low.

Hey Won Hung Lo, how'd your testicular surgery go?

by madjackal May 02, 2004