homelessexual

Any of a number of young men, usually straight, that will be gay for a place to sleep.

He's been at my house for 5 days already, it's hard to shake this homelessexual.

by joeydee April 10, 2013

homeless philosopher

a burnout, a failure, a kid with no future besides prison, someone with a million ideas that require someone else to fund them, and still lives at his parents at 30

my friends dad direct quote, "A i think bryan is on drugs or retarded or something don't hang out with that guy anymore he is gunna grow up to be a homeless philosopher"

by shresdthesupergnargnar April 12, 2015

harry homeless

a word used to describe little rat bitches with missing teeth who resemble squeek from base- ketball

shutup harry homeless

by nunya March 13, 2003

Bi-Homeless

One who is not gay, but will perform said homosexual acts for a fee due to a lack of food and survival needs.

No, he's not gay, he's just Bi-Homeless.

by Trent B. September 28, 2008

Sherlock Homeless

Person who thinks they’re the world’s greatest detective after stating something extremely obvious.

Guy 1: “Wait a second! He was being sarcastic!

Guy 2: “Wow nice catch Sherlock Homeless”

by mrperson3849 April 1, 2019

Hopeless romantic

The partner in a relationship that knows they are in the relationship. Enjoys long walks on the beach with people who didn't realize they were being followed. Leaves flowers for people who posted warning signs all over their doors. Writes poetry about dreams that may come but may never come true in real life.

Zeke is a hopeless romantic, he's never going to give up on Barbara even though she's put a restraining order on him.

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016

homeless hash

Discarded food removed from trash barrels and dumpsters to be consumed by humans.

The bum smacked his filthy lips as he munched a fist full of homeless hash he'd just pulled from the dumpster.

by I'm disgruntled September 23, 2006