hoover wank

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself

Gareth was getting excited looking at the new hoover as he anticipated a hoover wank later

by Jessdirty April 20, 2021

Hoovered

(Noun) When a woman sucks all the cum out of a guy.

I hoovered him last night; I emptied him. My girlfriend hoovered me last night, I'm completely empty.

by MooseOperator January 28, 2024

Suck start a hoover

Being that good at sucking cock, she can fire up a hoover with only her mouth

Mark “ jesus man, she drained me dry…she could suck start a hoover”

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

Hoover

To snort a substance intranasally, usually a drug.

"I bet he hoovered schneef off a urinal"

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Hoovers it

The act of inhaling all or most of a given available quantity of a drug, such as cocaine, ye, or marijuana.

When the blow gets passed around, he always hoovers it.

by browniesandstuff August 23, 2012

Hoover

Only the greatest sub 5 foot baseball player to ever walk planet earth. Don’t let his aroma of taco fool you, for hoover steals your bitch without breaking a sweat.

Guy 1: Who is that #2 kid
Guy2: That’s HOOVER 2 BASEBALL

by hooverbaseball March 14, 2019

son of a hoover

When you buy your Mum a hoover for no reason

Damn you son of a hoover

by CanYouHandleThisHandle July 10, 2017